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WikiWecaps Episode 1: Inside Wikileaks "Cablegate"

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    So here's mostly everything leaked from Wikileaks so far:
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    in Afghanistan, this guy was was found carrying
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    this and
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    this guy is really paranoid
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    in Austrialia, this guy said
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    this country's all paranoid about this
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    and this
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    and told this lady to use force if against
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    this country if needed
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    In China, they don't like these guys
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    and these guys are responsible for hacking
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    this company.
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    In North Korea,
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    this country thinks the government is acting like
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    this and
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    this guy is a flabby old chap
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    who does this very well.
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    In Russia,
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    this guy was labelled
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    as this
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    and this guy is pale an ineffective
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    playing this guy
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    to this guy's
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    this guy
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    In Italy, this guy is all bffs with
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    this guy
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    he also acts like this
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    and he's never well rested because he does this too much
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    in slovia, they were told if they imported one of these guys
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    they'd get a meeting with this guy
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    In Kuwait, this guy really doesn't want any of
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    this guy's
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    guys
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    in argentina, these two are paranoid and bad at foreign policy
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    In austria, this guy thinks foreign policy is
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    boring.
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    in germany, this lady is tenatious but rarely creative
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    in france, this guy is
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    this.
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    in terbenistan, this guy is all
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    this and he bangs a
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    mistress.
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    In libya, this guy also bangs
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    a mistress
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    and had this.
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    In pakastan, this guy is
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    dangerous but not dirty.
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    And this guy is
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    dirty but not dangerous.
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    in Zimbaway, this guy was described
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    as this guy
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    in Syria, they're giving more of this
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    to these guys
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    In israel, this guy is charming but never keeps his promises
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    he also hates this guy
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    In asherbashan, this country is up to some corrupt shit
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    here
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    and this guy is a cross between
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    this guy
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    and this guy
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    and this lady had so much plastic surgery, she can't move
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    this
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    in England, this dude thinks this country
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    sucks at geography
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    "I personally believe-"
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    In yemen, this guy said he'll cover for
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    this country's bombs dropped on
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    these guys.
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    In Iraq, they think this guy's a major threat.
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    but in Saudi Arabia, this guy's beef with
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    this guy
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    this guy
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    and hates this thing.
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    he's also self-concious about this:
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    "t-t-t-today, junior!"
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    in Jordon, it's either we bomb this guy, or live with this guy
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    having this.
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    in the Emerites, this dude called
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    this dude
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    this dude.
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    In Iran, this organization is all corupt
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    and this guy is hated by
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    this guy
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    this guy
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    this guy
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    this guy
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    this guy
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    this guy
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    and this dude's gonna die.
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    In the USA, they took this of
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    this donated by
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    this country to
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    this country
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    while talking to this country
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    about this
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    and thinking these guys
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    are this
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    and they push for this
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    to further sanctions on this country
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    while also supplying these to
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    this country
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    and almost caused this
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    to this country
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    by shipping this
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    and wants this country to have this
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    and wants to secretly get this
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    this
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    this
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    this
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    and this
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    from officials in this country and
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    this country
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    and they're pissed at this country's shipped arms to
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    this guy
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    while telling this country
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    not to arrest these guys
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    for torturing this dude
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    while worrying about the safety of
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    this country's use of
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    these
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    and wants to know if this chick is crazy
Title:
WikiWecaps Episode 1: Inside Wikileaks "Cablegate"
Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:27

English subtitles

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