1 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:14,250 I am Adolf Hitler! / Commander of the Third Reich! / 2 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,933 Little known fact: / Also dope on the mic! / 3 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:19,891 You are Vader, / with your little boots and cape! / 4 00:00:19,891 --> 00:00:22,599 And a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face! / 5 00:00:22,599 --> 00:00:25,599 You have the force to move objects / I am a force truly evil! / 6 00:00:25,599 --> 00:00:28,266 Even went back in time / and turned you whack in the prequel! / 7 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:31,058 Cause look at you / You’re not even a real person! / 8 00:00:31,058 --> 00:00:34,156 I preferred you in SPACEBALLS! / The Rick Moranis version! 9 00:00:34,156 --> 00:00:36,864 You can’t rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force / Why even bother? / 10 00:00:36,864 --> 00:00:39,656 So many dudes been with your mom / who even knows if I’m your father? / 11 00:00:39,656 --> 00:00:42,448 You’re a pissed off little prick / with a Napoleon dick! / 12 00:00:42,448 --> 00:00:45,948 You call that a mustache? / I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip! / You bitch! / 13 00:00:45,948 --> 00:00:47,839 Let me remind you who you’re messing with!/ 14 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,380 All that shit you did / I’m the motherfucker who INVENTED it! / 15 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:53,297 I’m the ORIGINAL Dark Lord / You’re like the Sorcerer’s Apprentice! / 16 00:00:53,297 --> 00:00:56,589 My Storm Troopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it! / 17 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:59,422 You stink, Vader! / Your style smells something sour! / 18 00:00:59,422 --> 00:01:02,172 You need to wash up, / Here, / take a step inside my shower! / 19 00:01:02,172 --> 00:01:05,105 I’ll turn ALL your friends against you / Just my speeches breed haters! / 20 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:08,105 What’s your lightsaber / vs. a clan of all your white neighbors? / 21 00:01:08,105 --> 00:01:11,021 Suck my robot balls! / 22 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:13,521 Now take a step back / and let me freeze yours off! 23 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:16,271 A little carbonite bath / for your goose-stepping ass! 24 00:01:16,271 --> 00:01:19,495 We’ll call my homeboy in Israel! / See who got the last laugh! /