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Imagine if marriage didn't exist,

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and you're a guy, and you ask a woman to get married.[br]Imagine what that conversation would be like.

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You'd be like "Hey, so, um, [br]you know, we've been hangin' out together all the time,

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spending a lot of time together and everything."

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[<i>In woman's voice.</i>][br]"Yeah yeah, I know."

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[<i>In man's voice</i>] [br]"I wanna keep doin' that 'til you're dead."

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[<i> Audience laughs.</i> ]

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[<i>Imitating woman</i>] "Wh--what??"

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[<i>As man</i>] "I wanna keep hangin' out [br]with you 'til one of us dies."

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[ <i>Audience laughs.</i> ]

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[<i>As man</i>] "Put this ring on your finger[br]so people know we have an arrangement."

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[ <i>Audience laughs.</i> ]

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[<i>As woman</i>] [br]"Wh...wh... who's that guy?"

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[<i>As man</i>] "He's a priest.

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"I want you to swear to God[br]you won't back out of this deal."

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[ <i>Audience laughs and applauds.</i> ]

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[<i>As woman</i>][br]"Wh... what's he wheeling in?"

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[<i>As man</i>] [br]"It's a cake with two tiny dolls that look like us."

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[ <i>Audience laughs.</i> ]

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"EAT A SLICE!!!"

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[ <i>Audience laughs.</i> ]

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"Now feed a little bit to me!" [br][<i>Munching noises.</i>] [<i>Audience laughs.</i>]

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[<i>As woman</i>] [br][Sobbing.] "This is really strange!"

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"Why are we doing this??"

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[<i>As man</i>] [br]"Tax purposes."

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[ <i>Audience laughs and applauds.</i> ]