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Foney Fables

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Backward, turn backward,[br]O time in your flight.

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Make me a child again, just for tonight.

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And between these covers,[br]we find these immortal fables.

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Sleeping Beauty

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Remember the lovely princess[br]who was bewitched into a deep slumber

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until her Prince Charming[br]came to break the spell?

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COME ON, WAKE UP, WAKE UP,[br]YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING!

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COME ON, WAKE UP!

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Tom Thumb,

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the little boy who got his name because

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he was no bigger than a man's thumb.

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Let's pay this interesting family a visit.

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Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Thumb.

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Where's little Tom?

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Are you Tom Thumb?

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Uh, yeah, that's me.

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Why I thought you were no bigger[br]than a man's thumb!

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How did you get so big?

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Vitamin B1. [laughs]

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The Grasshopper and the Ant

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The story of the industrious little ant

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and the lazy grasshopper.

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♪ Heaven can wait, this is paradise ♪

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[humming]

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[yawns]

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♪ Heaven can wait ♪

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[humming]

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You're gonna be sorry!

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I've worked all summer and put away[br]plenty for the winter.

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But you, you lazy thing, you're gonna starve!

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The bad boy of the fairy tales,[br]the Boy Who Cried Wolf.

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Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help! The Wolf! Wolf! Help!

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Help! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!

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[laughs]

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What a jerk! [laughs]

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What a dope! [laughs]

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There's a lad who could stand some discipline.

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What a dope! [laughs]

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He'll learn his lesson someday.

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What a screwball! [laughs]

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Jack and the Beanstalk

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The story of the boy who climbed a beanstalk,

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only to be met at the top by[br]a ferocious two-headed giant

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who forced Jack to run for his life.

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[gasping]

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Say! You almost had him.[br]Why did you quit?

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Uh, he's been sick.

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[gasping]

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The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

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The fifth columnist of his day.

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By means of a disguise, he preyed[br]upon unsuspecting little sheep.

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Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! Baaa!

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Scram, bum![br]I'm working this side of the pasture.

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The Arabian Nights gave us the story

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of Aladdin and his wonderful lamp.

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All Aladdin had to do was[br]to rub the lamp and,

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Presto! The genie appeared!

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♪ I dream of genie with[br]the light brown hair. ♪

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♪ I dream of genie with the light brown hair! ♪

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Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help!

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There's that nasty kid again.

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Help! Help! The Wolf! Wolf!

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[laughs]

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What a dope! [laughs]

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What a jerk! [laughs]

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Hey, young fella!

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You're going to yell "Wolf!" once too often.

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Aw, go on, go on. Mind your own business.[br]Mind your own business.

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Can't a guy have a little fun?

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A session in the woodshed[br]wouldn't do that boy any harm.

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And here's a bird you wouldn't mind[br]having in your own home,

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a goose that lays golden eggs.

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Hey, wait a minute!

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You're supposed to lay golden eggs.

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Not anymore, brother,

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I'm doing my bit for National Defense.

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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard[br]to get her poor dog a bone,

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Why you dirty, double-crossing...

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FOOD HOARDER! SHE'S A FOOD HOARDER![br]FOOD HOARDER!

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Remember this little nursery rhyme?

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This little piggy went for to market.

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This little piggy he's gone for to stay home.

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This little piggy he's have roast beef[br]and smashed potatoes.

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And this poor little piggy he don't have[br]anything, all kinds of things, to eat.

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And this little piggy he's for[br]to crying like anything!

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Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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YOWWW!!!

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FOR CYING OUT PETE'S SAKE, MOTHER,[br]BE CAREFUL, MY CORN!!!

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Cinderella and her glass slipper.[br]A little girl...

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Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help, somebody![br]Help! The Wolf!

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Uh, uh, he's at it again!

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Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help! The wolf!

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[laughs]