WEBVTT 00:00:20.292 --> 00:00:26.622 Foney Fables 00:00:34.748 --> 00:00:38.303 Backward, turn backward, O time in your flight. 00:00:38.432 --> 00:00:42.226 Make me a child again, just for tonight. 00:00:42.376 --> 00:00:46.678 And between these covers, we find these immortal fables. 00:00:46.768 --> 00:00:49.389 Sleeping Beauty 00:00:49.423 --> 00:00:53.062 Remember the lovely princess who was bewitched into a deep slumber 00:00:53.195 --> 00:00:56.503 until her Prince Charming came to break the spell? 00:01:11.750 --> 00:01:15.177 COME ON, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING! 00:01:15.334 --> 00:01:18.217 COME ON, WAKE UP! 00:01:20.702 --> 00:01:22.381 Tom Thumb, 00:01:22.463 --> 00:01:24.200 the little boy who got his name because 00:01:24.249 --> 00:01:26.467 he was no bigger than a man's thumb. 00:01:26.565 --> 00:01:30.823 Let's pay this interesting family a visit. 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:36.259 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Thumb. 00:01:36.264 --> 00:01:38.337 Where's little Tom? 00:01:43.170 --> 00:01:45.460 Are you Tom Thumb? 00:01:45.542 --> 00:01:50.539 Uh, yeah, that's me. 00:01:50.584 --> 00:01:53.836 Why I thought you were no bigger than a man's thumb! 00:01:53.843 --> 00:01:56.539 How did you get so big? 00:01:56.613 --> 00:02:01.938 Vitamin B1. [laughs] 00:02:02.702 --> 00:02:05.010 The Grasshopper and the Ant 00:02:05.092 --> 00:02:06.913 The story of the industrious little ant 00:02:06.986 --> 00:02:10.425 and the lazy grasshopper. 00:02:11.369 --> 00:02:16.858 ♪ Heaven can wait, this is paradise ♪ 00:02:17.016 --> 00:02:19.690 [humming] 00:02:19.945 --> 00:02:23.732 [yawns] 00:02:24.073 --> 00:02:27.396 ♪ Heaven can wait ♪ 00:02:27.882 --> 00:02:28.777 [humming] 00:02:28.836 --> 00:02:30.584 You're gonna be sorry! 00:02:30.628 --> 00:02:33.910 I've worked all summer and put away plenty for the winter. 00:02:33.983 --> 00:02:39.908 But you, you lazy thing, you're gonna starve! 00:02:48.979 --> 00:02:53.065 The bad boy of the fairy tales, the Boy Who Cried Wolf. 00:02:53.607 --> 00:02:59.119 Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help! The Wolf! Wolf! Help! 00:02:59.246 --> 00:03:05.746 Help! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! 00:03:08.195 --> 00:03:11.919 [laughs] 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:14.614 What a jerk! [laughs] 00:03:14.797 --> 00:03:15.790 What a dope! [laughs] 00:03:15.813 --> 00:03:17.999 There's a lad who could stand some discipline. 00:03:18.056 --> 00:03:18.794 What a dope! [laughs] 00:03:18.835 --> 00:03:20.370 He'll learn his lesson someday. 00:03:20.468 --> 00:03:22.248 What a screwball! [laughs] 00:03:22.283 --> 00:03:23.379 Jack and the Beanstalk 00:03:23.418 --> 00:03:25.903 The story of the boy who climbed a beanstalk, 00:03:26.037 --> 00:03:28.967 only to be met at the top by a ferocious two-headed giant 00:03:29.102 --> 00:03:32.455 who forced Jack to run for his life. 00:03:52.532 --> 00:03:54.808 [gasping] 00:03:54.881 --> 00:04:00.167 Say! You almost had him. Why did you quit? 00:04:00.974 --> 00:04:04.697 Uh, he's been sick. 00:04:04.735 --> 00:04:06.960 [gasping] 00:04:07.427 --> 00:04:09.641 The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing. 00:04:09.647 --> 00:04:12.097 The fifth columnist of his day. 00:04:12.126 --> 00:04:16.211 By means of a disguise, he preyed upon unsuspecting little sheep. 00:04:16.301 --> 00:04:26.640 Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! 00:04:34.689 --> 00:04:40.261 Scram, bum! I'm working this side of the pasture. 00:04:46.945 --> 00:04:48.942 The Arabian Nights gave us the story 00:04:49.025 --> 00:04:51.213 of Aladdin and his wonderful lamp. 00:04:52.528 --> 00:04:55.755 All Aladdin had to do was to rub the lamp and, 00:04:55.833 --> 00:04:58.498 Presto! The genie appeared! 00:04:58.516 --> 00:05:05.044 ♪ I dream of genie with the light brown hair. ♪ 00:05:07.837 --> 00:05:13.490 ♪ I dream of genie with the light brown hair! ♪ 00:05:17.974 --> 00:05:19.908 Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help! 00:05:19.975 --> 00:05:21.200 There's that nasty kid again. 00:05:21.219 --> 00:05:24.765 Help! Help! The Wolf! Wolf! 00:05:29.054 --> 00:05:31.392 [laughs] 00:05:32.043 --> 00:05:33.770 What a dope! [laughs] 00:05:33.808 --> 00:05:35.306 What a jerk! [laughs] 00:05:35.404 --> 00:05:37.168 Hey, young fella! 00:05:37.222 --> 00:05:39.243 You're going to yell "Wolf!" once too often. 00:05:39.341 --> 00:05:42.724 Aw, go on, go on. Mind your own business. Mind your own business. 00:05:42.882 --> 00:05:44.282 Can't a guy have a little fun? 00:05:44.328 --> 00:05:48.022 A session in the woodshed wouldn't do that boy any harm. 00:05:48.073 --> 00:05:51.475 And here's a bird you wouldn't mind having in your own home, 00:05:51.824 --> 00:05:54.475 a goose that lays golden eggs. 00:06:09.605 --> 00:06:11.252 Hey, wait a minute! 00:06:11.296 --> 00:06:13.501 You're supposed to lay golden eggs. 00:06:13.703 --> 00:06:15.076 Not anymore, brother, 00:06:15.152 --> 00:06:20.093 I'm doing my bit for National Defense. 00:06:30.004 --> 00:06:36.527 Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, 00:06:49.880 --> 00:06:55.860 Why you dirty, double-crossing... 00:06:57.076 --> 00:07:02.329 FOOD HOARDER! SHE'S A FOOD HOARDER! FOOD HOARDER! 00:07:02.692 --> 00:07:05.129 Remember this little nursery rhyme? 00:07:05.866 --> 00:07:09.649 This little piggy went for to market. 00:07:09.795 --> 00:07:13.642 This little piggy he's gone for to stay home. 00:07:13.952 --> 00:07:18.201 This little piggy he's have roast beef and smashed potatoes. 00:07:18.226 --> 00:07:23.744 And this poor little piggy he don't have anything, all kinds of things, to eat. 00:07:23.798 --> 00:07:27.775 And this little piggy he's for to crying like anything! 00:07:27.789 --> 00:07:30.494 Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! 00:07:30.556 --> 00:07:31.656 YOWWW!!! 00:07:31.722 --> 00:07:37.376 FOR CYING OUT PETE'S SAKE, MOTHER, BE CAREFUL, MY CORN!!! 00:07:37.381 --> 00:07:40.878 Cinderella and her glass slipper. A little girl... 00:07:40.927 --> 00:07:44.673 Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help, somebody! Help! The Wolf! 00:07:44.735 --> 00:07:47.275 Uh, uh, he's at it again! 00:07:47.415 --> 00:07:51.678 Wolf! Wolf! Help! Help! The wolf! 00:07:57.486 --> 00:08:01.728 [laughs]