1 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:14,239 So here's mostly everything leaked from Wikileaks so far: 2 00:00:14,239 --> 00:00:15,777 in Afghanistan, this guy was was found carrying 3 00:00:15,777 --> 00:00:16,646 this and 4 00:00:16,646 --> 00:00:17,950 this guy is really paranoid 5 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:19,521 in Austrialia, this guy said 6 00:00:19,521 --> 00:00:21,316 this country's all paranoid about this 7 00:00:21,316 --> 00:00:22,256 and this 8 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,966 and told this lady to use force if against 9 00:00:23,966 --> 00:00:25,437 this country if needed 10 00:00:25,437 --> 00:00:27,246 In China, they don't like these guys 11 00:00:27,246 --> 00:00:29,257 and these guys are responsible for hacking 12 00:00:29,257 --> 00:00:30,485 this company. 13 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:32,078 In North Korea, 14 00:00:32,078 --> 00:00:33,646 this country thinks the government is acting like 15 00:00:33,646 --> 00:00:34,261 this and 16 00:00:34,261 --> 00:00:35,365 this guy is a flabby old chap 17 00:00:35,365 --> 00:00:38,165 who does this very well. 18 00:00:38,165 --> 00:00:39,393 In Russia, 19 00:00:39,393 --> 00:00:39,893 this guy was labelled 20 00:00:39,893 --> 00:00:40,829 as this 21 00:00:40,829 --> 00:00:42,998 and this guy is pale an ineffective 22 00:00:42,998 --> 00:00:43,781 playing this guy 23 00:00:43,781 --> 00:00:44,408 to this guy's 24 00:00:44,408 --> 00:00:45,479 this guy 25 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,047 In Italy, this guy is all bffs with 26 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,167 this guy 27 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:49,604 he also acts like this 28 00:00:49,604 --> 00:00:53,076 and he's never well rested because he does this too much 29 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:56,738 in slovia, they were told if they imported one of these guys 30 00:00:56,738 --> 00:00:58,410 they'd get a meeting with this guy 31 00:00:58,410 --> 00:01:00,891 In Kuwait, this guy really doesn't want any of 32 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:01,470 this guy's 33 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:02,306 guys 34 00:01:02,306 --> 00:01:06,247 in argentina, these two are paranoid and bad at foreign policy 35 00:01:06,247 --> 00:01:08,750 In austria, this guy thinks foreign policy is 36 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:10,200 boring. 37 00:01:10,647 --> 00:01:13,537 in germany, this lady is tenatious but rarely creative 38 00:01:13,537 --> 00:01:15,371 in france, this guy is 39 00:01:15,371 --> 00:01:16,251 this. 40 00:01:16,251 --> 00:01:17,815 in terbenistan, this guy is all 41 00:01:17,815 --> 00:01:19,256 this and he bangs a 42 00:01:19,256 --> 00:01:20,255 mistress. 43 00:01:20,255 --> 00:01:21,894 In libya, this guy also bangs 44 00:01:21,894 --> 00:01:22,756 a mistress 45 00:01:22,756 --> 00:01:23,799 and had this. 46 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:25,238 In pakastan, this guy is 47 00:01:25,238 --> 00:01:26,606 dangerous but not dirty. 48 00:01:26,606 --> 00:01:27,408 And this guy is 49 00:01:27,408 --> 00:01:29,182 dirty but not dangerous. 50 00:01:29,182 --> 00:01:30,798 in Zimbaway, this guy was described 51 00:01:30,798 --> 00:01:31,851 as this guy 52 00:01:31,851 --> 00:01:33,832 in Syria, they're giving more of this 53 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:34,903 to these guys 54 00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:38,606 In israel, this guy is charming but never keeps his promises 55 00:01:38,606 --> 00:01:40,177 he also hates this guy 56 00:01:40,177 --> 00:01:43,085 In asherbashan, this country is up to some corrupt shit 57 00:01:43,085 --> 00:01:43,887 here 58 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:45,143 and this guy is a cross between 59 00:01:45,143 --> 00:01:45,826 this guy 60 00:01:45,826 --> 00:01:46,595 and this guy 61 00:01:46,595 --> 00:01:49,135 and this lady had so much plastic surgery, she can't move 62 00:01:49,135 --> 00:01:50,080 this 63 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,414 in England, this dude thinks this country 64 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:54,614 sucks at geography 65 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,487 "I personally believe-" 66 00:01:55,487 --> 00:01:57,273 In yemen, this guy said he'll cover for 67 00:01:57,273 --> 00:01:58,561 this country's bombs dropped on 68 00:01:58,561 --> 00:02:00,066 these guys. 69 00:02:00,066 --> 00:02:02,617 In Iraq, they think this guy's a major threat. 70 00:02:02,617 --> 00:02:05,209 but in Saudi Arabia, this guy's beef with 71 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:05,915 this guy 72 00:02:05,915 --> 00:02:06,981 this guy 73 00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:08,288 and hates this thing. 74 00:02:08,288 --> 00:02:09,332 he's also self-concious about this: 75 00:02:09,332 --> 00:02:11,765 "t-t-t-today, junior!" 76 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,773 in Jordon, it's either we bomb this guy, or live with this guy 77 00:02:14,773 --> 00:02:16,143 having this. 78 00:02:16,143 --> 00:02:17,309 in the Emerites, this dude called 79 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:18,080 this dude 80 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,494 this dude. 81 00:02:19,494 --> 00:02:21,759 In Iran, this organization is all corupt 82 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:23,334 and this guy is hated by 83 00:02:23,334 --> 00:02:23,898 this guy 84 00:02:23,898 --> 00:02:24,588 this guy 85 00:02:24,588 --> 00:02:25,241 this guy 86 00:02:25,241 --> 00:02:25,894 this guy 87 00:02:25,894 --> 00:02:26,573 this guy 88 00:02:26,573 --> 00:02:27,670 this guy 89 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:28,663 and this dude's gonna die. 90 00:02:28,663 --> 00:02:30,570 In the USA, they took this of 91 00:02:30,570 --> 00:02:31,070 this donated by 92 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:32,589 this country to 93 00:02:32,589 --> 00:02:33,234 this country 94 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:34,070 while talking to this country 95 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:34,854 about this 96 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:35,690 and thinking these guys 97 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,395 are this 98 00:02:36,395 --> 00:02:37,336 and they push for this 99 00:02:37,336 --> 00:02:39,242 to further sanctions on this country 100 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,235 while also supplying these to 101 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:40,914 this country 102 00:02:40,914 --> 00:02:42,349 and almost caused this 103 00:02:42,349 --> 00:02:43,352 to this country 104 00:02:43,352 --> 00:02:44,310 by shipping this 105 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:45,303 and wants this country to have this 106 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:46,494 and wants to secretly get this 107 00:02:46,494 --> 00:02:47,463 this 108 00:02:47,463 --> 00:02:47,963 this 109 00:02:47,963 --> 00:02:48,490 this 110 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,669 and this 111 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:50,501 from officials in this country and 112 00:02:50,501 --> 00:02:51,311 this country 113 00:02:51,311 --> 00:02:53,218 and they're pissed at this country's shipped arms to 114 00:02:53,218 --> 00:02:53,949 this guy 115 00:02:53,949 --> 00:02:55,084 while telling this country 116 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:56,187 not to arrest these guys 117 00:02:56,187 --> 00:02:57,476 for torturing this dude 118 00:02:57,476 --> 00:02:58,628 while worrying about the safety of 119 00:02:58,628 --> 00:02:59,831 this country's use of 120 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:00,741 these 121 00:03:00,741 --> 00:03:02,767 and wants to know if this chick is crazy