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Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.99,0:00:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here's mostly everything leaked from Wikileaks so far:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.24,0:00:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Afghanistan, this guy was was found carrying
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.78,0:00:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.65,0:00:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy is really paranoid
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.95,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Austrialia, this guy said
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country's all paranoid about this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.32,0:00:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.26,0:00:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and told this lady to use force if against
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.97,0:00:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country if needed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.44,0:00:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In China, they don't like these guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.25,0:00:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and these guys are responsible for hacking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.26,0:00:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this company.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.48,0:00:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In North Korea,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.08,0:00:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country thinks the government is acting like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.65,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.26,0:00:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy is a flabby old chap
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.36,0:00:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who does this very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.16,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Russia,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy was labelled
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.89,0:00:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.83,0:00:42.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this guy is pale an ineffective
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.100,0:00:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,playing this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.78,0:00:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to this guy's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.41,0:00:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.48,0:00:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Italy, this guy is all bffs with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.05,0:00:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.17,0:00:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he also acts like this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.60,0:00:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's never well rested because he does this too much
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.44,0:00:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in slovia, they were told if they imported one of these guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'd get a meeting with this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.41,0:01:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Kuwait, this guy really doesn't want any of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.89,0:01:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy's
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.47,0:01:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guys
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.31,0:01:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in argentina, these two are paranoid and bad at foreign policy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.25,0:01:08.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In austria, this guy thinks foreign policy is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.75,0:01:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.65,0:01:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in germany, this lady is tenatious but rarely creative
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.54,0:01:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in france, this guy is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.37,0:01:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.25,0:01:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in terbenistan, this guy is all
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.82,0:01:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this and he bangs a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.26,0:01:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mistress.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.26,0:01:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In libya, this guy also bangs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.89,0:01:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a mistress
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.76,0:01:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and had this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In pakastan, this guy is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.24,0:01:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dangerous but not dirty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.61,0:01:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this guy is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.41,0:01:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dirty but not dangerous.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.18,0:01:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Zimbaway, this guy was described
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.80,0:01:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.85,0:01:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Syria, they're giving more of this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.83,0:01:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to these guys
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.90,0:01:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In israel, this guy is charming but never keeps his promises
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.61,0:01:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he also hates this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.18,0:01:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In asherbashan, this country is up to some corrupt shit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.08,0:01:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.89,0:01:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this guy is a cross between
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.14,0:01:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.83,0:01:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.60,0:01:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this lady had so much plastic surgery, she can't move
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.14,0:01:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.08,0:01:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in England, this dude thinks this country
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.41,0:01:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sucks at geography
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.61,0:01:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I personally believe-"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.49,0:01:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In yemen, this guy said he'll cover for
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.27,0:01:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country's bombs dropped on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.56,0:02:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.07,0:02:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Iraq, they think this guy's a major threat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.62,0:02:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in Saudi Arabia, this guy's beef with
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.21,0:02:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.92,0:02:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.98,0:02:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hates this thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.29,0:02:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's also self-concious about this:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.33,0:02:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"t-t-t-today, junior!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.76,0:02:14.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Jordon, it's either we bomb this guy, or live with this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.77,0:02:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,having this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.14,0:02:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the Emerites, this dude called
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.31,0:02:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this dude
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.08,0:02:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.49,0:02:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Iran, this organization is all corupt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.76,0:02:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this guy is hated by
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.33,0:02:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.90,0:02:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.59,0:02:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.24,0:02:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.89,0:02:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.57,0:02:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.67,0:02:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this dude's gonna die.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.66,0:02:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the USA, they took this of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.57,0:02:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this donated by
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.07,0:02:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.59,0:02:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.23,0:02:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while talking to this country
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.07,0:02:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.85,0:02:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thinking these guys
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.69,0:02:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.40,0:02:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they push for this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.34,0:02:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to further sanctions on this country
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.24,0:02:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while also supplying these to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.24,0:02:40.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.91,0:02:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and almost caused this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.35,0:02:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to this country
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.35,0:02:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by shipping this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.31,0:02:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and wants this country to have this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.30,0:02:46.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and wants to secretly get this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.49,0:02:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.46,0:02:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.96,0:02:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.49,0:02:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.67,0:02:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from officials in this country and
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.31,0:02:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they're pissed at this country's shipped arms to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.22,0:02:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.95,0:02:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while telling this country
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.08,0:02:56.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not to arrest these guys
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.19,0:02:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for torturing this dude
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.48,0:02:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while worrying about the safety of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.63,0:02:59.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this country's use of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.83,0:03:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.74,0:03:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and wants to know if this chick is crazy