So here's mostly everything leaked from Wikileaks so far:

in Afghanistan, this guy was was found carrying

this and

this guy is really paranoid

in Austrialia, this guy said

this country's all paranoid about this

and this

and told this lady to use force if against

this country if needed

In China, they don't like these guys

and these guys are responsible for hacking

this company.

In North Korea,

this country thinks the government is acting like

this and

this guy is a flabby old chap

who does this very well.

In Russia,

this guy was labelled

as this

and this guy is pale an ineffective

playing this guy

to this guy's

this guy

In Italy, this guy is all bffs with

this guy

he also acts like this

and he's never well rested because he does this too much

in slovia, they were told if they imported one of these guys

they'd get a meeting with this guy

In Kuwait, this guy really doesn't want any of

this guy's

guys

in argentina, these two are paranoid and bad at foreign policy

In austria, this guy thinks foreign policy is

boring.

in germany, this lady is tenatious but rarely creative

in france, this guy is

this.

in terbenistan, this guy is all

this and he bangs a

mistress.

In libya, this guy also bangs

a mistress

and had this.

In pakastan, this guy is

dangerous but not dirty.

And this guy is

dirty but not dangerous.

in Zimbaway, this guy was described

as this guy

in Syria, they're giving more of this

to these guys

In israel, this guy is charming but never keeps his promises

he also hates this guy

In asherbashan, this country is up to some corrupt shit

here

and this guy is a cross between

this guy

and this guy

and this lady had so much plastic surgery, she can't move

this

in England, this dude thinks this country

sucks at geography

"I personally believe-"

In yemen, this guy said he'll cover for

this country's bombs dropped on

these guys.

In Iraq, they think this guy's a major threat.

but in Saudi Arabia, this guy's beef with

this guy

this guy

and hates this thing.

he's also self-concious about this:

"t-t-t-today, junior!"

in Jordon, it's either we bomb this guy, or live with this guy

having this.

in the Emerites, this dude called

this dude

this dude.

In Iran, this organization is all corupt

and this guy is hated by

this guy

this guy

this guy

this guy

this guy

this guy

and this dude's gonna die.

In the USA, they took this of

this donated by

this country to

this country

while talking to this country

about this

and thinking these guys

are this

and they push for this

to further sanctions on this country

while also supplying these to

this country

and almost caused this

to this country

by shipping this

and wants this country to have this

and wants to secretly get this

this

this

this

and this

from officials in this country and

this country

and they're pissed at this country's shipped arms to

this guy

while telling this country

not to arrest these guys

for torturing this dude

while worrying about the safety of

this country's use of

these

and wants to know if this chick is crazy