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So here's mostly everything leaked from Wikileaks so far:

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in Afghanistan, this guy was was found carrying

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this and

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this guy is really paranoid

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in Austrialia, this guy said

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this country's all paranoid about this

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and this

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and told this lady to use force if against

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this country if needed

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In China, they don't like these guys

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and these guys are responsible for hacking

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this company.

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In North Korea,

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this country thinks the government is acting like

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this and

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this guy is a flabby old chap

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who does this very well.

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In Russia,

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this guy was labelled

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as this

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and this guy is pale an ineffective

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playing this guy

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to this guy's

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this guy

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In Italy, this guy is all bffs with

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this guy

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he also acts like this

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and he's never well rested because he does this too much

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in slovia, they were told if they imported one of these guys

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they'd get a meeting with this guy

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In Kuwait, this guy really doesn't want any of

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this guy's

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guys

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in argentina, these two are paranoid and bad at foreign policy

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In austria, this guy thinks foreign policy is

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boring.

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in germany, this lady is tenatious but rarely creative

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in france, this guy is

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this.

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in terbenistan, this guy is all

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this and he bangs a

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mistress.

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In libya, this guy also bangs

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a mistress

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and had this.

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In pakastan, this guy is

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dangerous but not dirty.

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And this guy is

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dirty but not dangerous.

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in Zimbaway, this guy was described

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as this guy

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in Syria, they're giving more of this

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to these guys

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In israel, this guy is charming but never keeps his promises

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he also hates this guy

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In asherbashan, this country is up to some corrupt shit

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here

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and this guy is a cross between

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this guy

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and this guy

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and this lady had so much plastic surgery, she can't move

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this

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in England, this dude thinks this country

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sucks at geography

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"I personally believe-"

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In yemen, this guy said he'll cover for

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this country's bombs dropped on

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these guys.

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In Iraq, they think this guy's a major threat.

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but in Saudi Arabia, this guy's beef with

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this guy

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this guy

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and hates this thing.

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he's also self-concious about this:

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"t-t-t-today, junior!"

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in Jordon, it's either we bomb this guy, or live with this guy

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having this.

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in the Emerites, this dude called

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this dude

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this dude.

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In Iran, this organization is all corupt

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and this guy is hated by

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this guy

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this guy

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this guy

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this guy

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this guy

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this guy

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and this dude's gonna die.

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In the USA, they took this of

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this donated by

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this country to

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this country

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while talking to this country

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about this

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and thinking these guys

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are this

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and they push for this

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to further sanctions on this country

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while also supplying these to

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this country

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and almost caused this

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to this country

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by shipping this

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and wants this country to have this

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and wants to secretly get this

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this

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this

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this

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and this

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from officials in this country and

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this country

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and they're pissed at this country's shipped arms to

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this guy

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while telling this country

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not to arrest these guys

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for torturing this dude

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while worrying about the safety of

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this country's use of

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these

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and wants to know if this chick is crazy