[ "You Oughta Be in Pictures" plays]

Porky Pig: I b-b-better hurry. 
I just got t-t-ten minutes to catch my plane.

[Whoosh, slam]

Daffy Duck: Hold everything, fatso!

Daffy: Peew!

Daffy: This is your lucky day --
opportunity is knocking.

[Daffy knocks on Porky's head]

Porky: B-b-b-but I've got a v-v-v-very important appointment.

Daffy: I'll say you have. My card.

[trumpet fanfare plays]

Daffy: Yes, sir. Daffy Duck --
personal representative

of the most sensational discovery
since the Sweater Girl.

He's colossal! Stupendous!

One might even go so far as
to say he's mediocre.

I give you that paragon
of pep and personality, Sleepy LaGoof.

[ Sleepy slurps while "Puddin' Head Jones" plays]

[ Smooch, pop]

Daffy: Picture a packed house.

The kid's on.

The orchestra gives him a four-bar vamp,

and the kid gives it to 'em like this!

[ trumpet fanfare]

Daffy: ♪ I'm just wild about Harry, ♪

♪ And Harry's wild about me. ♪

♪ Oh, the heavenly blisses of his kisses ♪

♪ Fill me with ecsta -- ♪

That's just a rough idea, you understand?

♪ He's as sweet as chocolate candy, ♪

♪ And just like honey from a bee. ♪

♪ Oh, I'm just wild about Harry ♪

♪ And he is wild about, ♪

♪ Cannot do without, ♪

♪ He is from the South, ♪

♪ Can't ya hear me shout, ♪

♪ Talking with my mouth, ♪

♪ Could you ever doubt, ♪

♪ He's just wild about me!! ♪

Daffy: The kid finishes 'mid thunderous applause.

Hooray! [ Whistles ]
Heey! He takes a bow.

They're screaming for an encore. Encore!

Give us more. We want more.

Let's have some more.
Let's have some more.

Let's have some more.

Ah, but does the kid give them another song?

No, he makes with a banjo solo, like so.

[Daffy plays "Frat" on the banjo]

[Door opens]

Just a minute, chubby.

You ain't seen half of the kid's repertoire.

Oh, here's one the kid does
that you'll like. Hoo-hoo! [clicks tongue]

Daffy: ♪ Boom chicka boom chicka boom.
Boo-boom boom. ♪

♪ Boom chicka boom chicka boom. ♪

♪ When a sweetie down in Rio de Janeiro ♪

♪ She makes up to Caballero
with something he can't resist, ♪

♪ When she kisses him,
it's just like enchiladas ♪

♪ with a dish of Capistrano
and a bunch of rice and fish. ♪

♪ When she loves him,
with the moon above, ♪

♪ Ah, she is-a one hot tamale
Who can love him good by golly, ♪

♪ In September and November,
Not to mention cold December, ♪

♪ In the springtime, in the summer,
or when autumn leaves are falling, ♪

♪ She'll love him. ♪

♪ A-boom chicka boom chicka boom
chicka boom. La, la! ♪

♪ La, la, la, la! Whoo! ♪

Daffy: ♪ Even though you're only make-believing, ♪

♪ Laugh, clown, laugh! ♪

[Daffy laughs maniacally]

[Porky shuts the door]

[Door opens]
Daffy: Yee-hee-hee!

♪ I'm a cowboy, yes sir, I am!
Yes sir, I am a cowboy, yes sir, I am! ♪

♪ I'm a cowboy, yes sir, I am!
Yes sir, I am a cowboy! Yee-hee! ♪

Daffy: ♪ We watch the skyways ♪

♪ O'er the land and the sea, ♪

♪ Ready to fly anywhere that duty calls, ♪

♪ Ready to fight to be free! ♪

Daffy: ♪ You're just an angel in disguise ♪

♪ Who wandered down from up above... ♪

[humming]

Daffy: ♪ Over hill and over dale,
we're always on the dusty trail, ♪

♪ Hunting fox and hunting quail.
Tally-ho! I am a hunting fool! ♪

♪ Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up!
My horse and I are of the finest breed! ♪

♪ Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up!
Just like the wind, I ride by forward speed! ♪

♪ Sure of foot and sure of eye,
Peeling onions makes me cry! ♪

♪ This makes no sense and so do I... ♪

♪ So don't you go and beat me, daddy,
to the nearest bar! Yeah! ♪♪

Daffy: And now the kid goes into his finale,
and what a finale!

["Can-Can" plays]

Porky: Stop it. S-s-s-stop it! S-S-STOP IT!!

All right, l-l-let's see what the kid can do.

Daffy: Okay, Sleepy. Do your stuff.

Sleepy: ♪ Let springtime blossoms bloom again ♪

♪ In the garden of -- ♪ 
[chokes]

♪ ...my heart. ♪
[chokes]

Porky: Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

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