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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.13,0:00:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}mutters to self{\i0} ] What was I doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.51,0:00:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}jaunty jazzy piano music plays throughout{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.98,0:00:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}left{\i0} ] Hey bud, what's goin' on?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.57,0:00:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}right{\i0} ] I'm starting a restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.06,0:00:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only using apple-based ingredients.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.62,0:00:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna call it Apple.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.82,0:00:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}left{\i0} ] Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.97,0:00:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keys... babe, do you know where my keys are?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.14,0:00:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh... phone, phone, phone, wallet...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.92,0:00:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen my wallet?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.41,0:00:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Found the keys!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.19,0:00:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}to self{\i0} ] I am thirsty!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.33,0:00:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep, now I gotta pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ok... well...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.92,0:00:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is today garbage day?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.42,0:00:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...the thing that's tomor...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.21,0:00:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the thing that's {\i1}today{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.48,0:00:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's today!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.08,0:00:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't forget.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.02,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...didn't forget, nope, didn't forget...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.69,0:01:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}car horn honks{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.50,0:01:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}left{\i0} ] Hey! Do you wanna, um, like...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.54,0:01:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}right{\i0} ] I. Can't right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.36,0:01:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}left{\i0} ] OK...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.69,0:01:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes I think, like, {\i1}I{\i0} have ADHD \N'cause I don't like, wanna do homework.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.66,0:01:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}both sighing{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.57,0:01:49.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}left{\i0} ] It's not exactly like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.46,0:01:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[...{\i1}waaaaaiiiit{\i0}...]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.02,0:02:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Found my phone!