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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.14,0:00:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[in a sadsack scottish accent] Hulllohhhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.74,0:00:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,welcome to the troooooz...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.10,0:00:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,troooz uz nooz uff nooz wurr troo\Nthus is tha trooo...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.86,0:00:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[back to his english accent] \NWHA' APPENED THERE THEN??
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.81,0:00:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.45,0:00:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a bit disappointing, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.95,0:00:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because, uh, well, people go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.73,0:00:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No! pthtsniffnff..."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.14,0:00:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This proves democracy DOES work!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.38,0:00:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Because there was an 80% turnout!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.69,0:00:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That shows you what ain't worth voting for,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.42,0:00:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, y'know, independence.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.94,0:00:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People will vote.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.53,0:00:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But because it seemed like \Na lot of people might vote "yes",
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.74,0:00:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the media went into overdrive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.74,0:00:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to push people towards that "no" vote.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.94,0:00:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The brilliant George Monbiot...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.70,0:00:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i hope i said that right, you... \Nit's a hard word to read,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.02,0:00:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i read his stuff all the time,\NGeorge Monbiot,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.20,0:00:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he wrote this excellent article that you should \Ncheck out for yourselves in the Guardian,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.12,0:00:49.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pointing out how there was not one newspaper,\Nother than the Sunday Herald,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.37,0:00:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at a local, national or international level,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.37,0:00:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that supported scottish independence.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.17,0:00:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check out this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.14,0:00:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the Spectator, Monbiot points out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.98,0:00:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Simon Heffer (journalist) maintains that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.95,0:01:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the Scots are addicted to welfare,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.97,0:01:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and embrace the something-for-nothing society"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.70,0:01:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's takin' the piss, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.01,0:01:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.06,0:01:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're stuck with the people,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.29,0:01:09.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've let them people win!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.97,0:01:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Democracy exists within certain conditions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.85,0:01:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If people don't have access to proper information,\Nthen what value does their vote have?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.81,0:01:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, like, Westminster politics,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.28,0:01:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've seen time and time again
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.77,0:01:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what narrow parameters it exists within.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.66,0:01:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All 3 main parties, and, y'know, \Nthe dodgy racist geezer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.05,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they all went up there \Nto say the same thing, didn't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw a brilliant tweet this morning, \Ncant remember who it was,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.17,0:01:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,says that, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.77,0:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when there's more options that Wanker A, \NWanker B, Wanker C, and Racist Wanker,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.20,0:01:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get an 80% turnout.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.98,0:01:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't normally get \Nthose kind of options down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.53,0:01:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a look at a little bit \Nof news coverage of the event
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.79,0:01:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as we attempt to understand this, and \Nattempt to understand the world we live in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.66,0:01:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[reporter] {\i1}...and that means...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.53,0:01:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}that we are approaching the moment{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.42,0:01:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}where we can say exactly what's happened \Nin this referendum.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.18,0:02:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And that is it, Scotland has voted no \Nin this referendum on independence,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.01,0:02:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}the result in Fife has \Ntaken the no campaign over the line{\i0},
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.29,0:02:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*and the official result of this referendum is a no."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.22,0:02:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hugh looks like he's been cryin his eyes out,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.69,0:02:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey, where's he from, he's Welsh, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.58,0:02:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[welsh accent] "well there it is... oh... blast... we're \Nall doomed, there's no chance for Wales now."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.76,0:02:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, yeah i must admit, i'm sort of... \Ni'm sort of amazed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.92,0:02:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that in any election where people can go \N"Do you want to fuck david cameron off or not?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.93,0:02:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people went "No!" [laughing loudly]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.78,0:02:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do we get there???
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only way you can get there \Nis through terror and dread.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.13,0:02:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surely... that's why i tweeted that thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.70,0:02:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fear is more powerful than faith"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.92,0:02:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i didn't necessarily mean religious faith,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.58,0:02:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i mean faith that we as human beings can change,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.67,0:02:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,faith that we as human beings \Ncan build a different society.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.84,0:02:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The yes vote posed so many questions...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.09,0:02:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh god so much uncertainty,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.34,0:02:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Scots accent] "what'll happen to trident [missiles]?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.70,0:02:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What'll happen to this? What'll happen to..."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.73,0:02:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'know, that people were able \Nto play on those fears.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.68,0:03:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why we tolerate this society,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.92,0:03:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's so much fear of change.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.68,0:03:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex Salmond] "...{\i1}Scotland has by majority\Ndecided not, at this stage,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.78,0:03:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}to become an independent country.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.32,0:03:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Thank you to scotland, for 1.6 million votes \Nfor scottish independence.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.14,0:03:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[loud cheers]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.67,0:03:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel a bit like crying when i listen to that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.58,0:03:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not even Scottish or anyfing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.54,0:03:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really affected me...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.90,0:03:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because... i suppose...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.61,0:03:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,part of me thinks maybe democracy CAN work,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.30,0:03:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe people WILL vote for whats best for them,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.78,0:03:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we can't because we don't have access \Nto the proper information,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.02,0:03:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not enough people felt hopeful\Nthat things could be different for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.41,0:03:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no one can convince me \Nthat that "no" vote was like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.75,0:03:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"NO! Let's definitely stay in the union!! It's going fantastic!! We love it!!*
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.92,0:03:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We love david cameron!! \NWe love what's happening to the NHS!!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.53,0:03:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We love being on the brink of another war in the middle east to represent corporate interests!!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.01,0:03:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We vote for that!!!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.14,0:03:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We vote for that!!!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.94,0:03:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fear, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.05,0:04:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright well let's have a look at what our leader\N-and people of Scotland, YOUR leader-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.27,0:04:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,david cameron, has to say on the subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.60,0:04:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[david cameron] {\i1}The people of Scotland \Nhave spoken.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.60,0:04:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and it is a clear result.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.26,0:04:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}They have kept our country \Nof 4 nations together.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.37,0:04:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And like millions of other people, i am delighted.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.93,0:04:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}As i said during the campaign,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.84,0:04:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}it would have broken my heart to see \Nour united kingdom come to an end.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.34,0:04:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate the fact that one of the smuggest people, \Never to have lived as far as I can work out,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.66,0:04:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has got an opportunity to be smug.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.54,0:04:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[snooty English accent] {\i1}As I've said{\i0}\Nall along,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.06,0:04:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whilst i was at Eton as a little boy,\Nwearing a top hat - {\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.26,0:04:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}something a little boy should never be wearing,\Nunless he's Lord Snooty- {\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.92,0:04:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}what i say is right.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.54,0:04:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And even if it isn't right, \Nwe'll make it right{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.73,0:04:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}by throwing money and fear at it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.17,0:04:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cameron] {\i1}So now it is time for our united kingdom \Nto come together and to move forward.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.15,0:04:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A vital part of that will be a balanced settlement,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.57,0:05:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}fair to people in Scotland, & importantly, to everyone \Nin England, Wales, and Northern Ireland as well.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.98,0:05:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This fellah here, he's just a rich bloke,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.76,0:05:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's a rich bloke representing other rich people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.78,0:05:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poor people in scotland voted yes,\Nrich people in scotland voted no.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.93,0:05:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually not just rich people.\NRich and scared people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.11,0:05:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause this is scary, it is scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.84,0:05:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ISIS is scary, poverty is scary,\Nthere's loads and loads of reasons to be scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.38,0:05:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard... [big breath] \Nit's hard to be optimistic these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.21,0:05:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I suppose if you're looking for optimism,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.89,0:05:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of the things we can feel optimism about
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.59,0:05:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that 1.6 million people voted yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.85,0:05:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I think... look... on the bright side...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.54,0:05:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't reckon it would've been a\Ngovernment that was totally ... y'know...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.40,0:05:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not gonna be a utopian government,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.01,0:05:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but like, the [Rupert] Murdoch press
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.43,0:05:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said that they didn't back \Nthe Scottish independence campaign
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.57,0:05:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they feared that there'd be too much\Nwelfare, too much interest in the environment,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.26,0:06:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, exactly the kind of policies that we need.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.73,0:06:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not suggesting that Alex Salmond \Nis some sort of political messiah,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.30,0:06:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying that those sound like better pledges \Nthan the shit that we're gonna get stuck with.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.25,0:06:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cameron] {\i1}I am a passionate believer \Nin our united kingdom,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.91,0:06:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and i wanted more than anything for \Nour united kingdom to stay together,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.10,0:06:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}but i am also a democrat,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.78,0:06:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and it was right that we respected \Nthe SNP's majority in Holyrood,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.37,0:06:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and gave the Scottish people\Ntheir right to have their say.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.24,0:06:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interestingly on this day, \Nit's kind of micro-cosmic,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.65,0:06:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's been a campaign on the Southbank\Nto change the famous skateboard park there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.96,0:06:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That wasn't saved democratically.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.38,0:06:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was saved by non-compliance,\Ndisobedience, and activism.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.78,0:06:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.73,0:06:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I'm saying "don't vote",
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.37,0:06:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not saying [in a crotchety English accent] \N{\i1}Don't vote!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.41,0:06:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Sit indoors and have a wank\Nover your xbox...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.58,0:06:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saying "don't vote", "disobey", "disobey!"\N"do not comply!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.28,0:06:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scotland, USE this energy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.77,0:06:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know in you, every one of you \Nthat voted yes, you're now thinking
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.06,0:07:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"{\i1}Oh no! It didn't work! We got shafted!{\i0}"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.28,0:07:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.27,0:07:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My opinion is that this result shows you the power \Nof the media and the limitations of democracy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.13,0:07:11.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as people live in a state of fear,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.45,0:07:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's very difficult for them to have faith\Nin a brighter future.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.90,0:07:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The media, the financial industry, \Nand our governments
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.44,0:07:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep us in a constant state of fear,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.28,0:07:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we are limited in our freedom.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.10,0:07:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When it comes to the ballot box,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.61,0:07:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's the point?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.74,0:07:25.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What power have we got?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.94,0:07:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're making uninformed decisions within \Nvery narrowly defined and confined parameters.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.82,0:07:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I said that thing before...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.26,0:07:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it ain't worth voting, cause you don't get \Nto vote for things that are worth while.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.34,0:07:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the results of activism, and disobedience, \Nthat's where results will come from.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.20,0:07:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the troooooz!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.10,0:07:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So-o-o-o-rry scotland...