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[<i> upbeat music...</i> ]

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[ <i>thinking out loud</i> ]

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[ <i>person in grey vest</i> ] Woah! [br]Am I wearing too much purple??

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I thought the green went really well.

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[ <i>elevator ding</i> ]

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[ <i>person in dress</i> ] Oh my god, he thinks I'm easy.

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No, I have a boyfriend right now.[br]A serious boyfriend.

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God dammit! I'm not a slut!

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Maybe my dress is too low?

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[ <i>person in red shirt</i> ] Does she think I'm [br]a dirty Mexican?

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Oh crap! The button!

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[ <i>person in black t-shirt</i> ] Oh joy. A full elevator.

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"Oh look, the fat guy, fresh from the McDonald's".[br]I can hear it now.

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[ <i>person in dress</i> ] I hope I look cute.

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[ <i>person in grey vest</i> ] Oh man! [br]She probably thinks I'm a boy.

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Does he have a problem with my hair?[br]Just because I'm more handsome than him?

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[ <i>person in black t-shirt</i> ] Bet they think I didn't [br]walk here today. I did.

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[ <i>person in dress</i> ] Oh my god, [br]please tell me they're not going here too!

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[ <i>music...</i> ]

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[ Captions by: the Radical Access Mapping Project, [br]On Un-ceded Coast Salish Territory, 2013 ]