[ upbeat music... ]
[ thinking out loud ]
[ person in grey vest ] Woah! Am I wearing too much purple??
I thought the green went really well.
[ elevator ding ]
[ person in dress ] Oh my god, he thinks I'm easy.
No, I have a boyfriend right now. A serious boyfriend.
God dammit! I'm not a slut!
Maybe my dress is too low?
[ person in red shirt ] Does she think I'm a dirty Mexican?
Oh crap! The button!
[ person in black t-shirt ] Oh joy. A full elevator.
"Oh look, the fat guy, fresh from the McDonald's". I can hear it now.
[ person in dress ] I hope I look cute.
[ person in grey vest ] Oh man! She probably thinks I'm a boy.
Does he have a problem with my hair? Just because I'm more handsome than him?
[ person in black t-shirt ] Bet they think I didn't walk here today. I did.
[ person in dress ] Oh my god, please tell me they're not going here too!
[ music... ]
[ Captions by: the Radical Access Mapping Project, On Un-ceded Coast Salish Territory, 2013 ]