[<i> upbeat music...</i> ]

[ <i>thinking out loud</i> ]

[ <i>person in grey vest</i> ] Woah! 
Am I wearing too much purple??

I thought the green went really well.

[ <i>elevator ding</i> ]

[ <i>person in dress</i> ] Oh my god, he thinks I'm easy.

No, I have a boyfriend right now.
A serious boyfriend.

God dammit! I'm not a slut!

Maybe my dress is too low?

[ <i>person in red shirt</i> ] Does she think I'm 
a dirty Mexican?

Oh crap! The button!

[ <i>person in black t-shirt</i> ] Oh joy. A full elevator.

"Oh look, the fat guy, fresh from the McDonald's".
I can hear it now.

[ <i>person in dress</i> ] I hope I look cute.

[ <i>person in grey vest</i> ] Oh man! 
She probably thinks I'm a boy.

Does he have a problem with my hair?
Just because I'm more handsome than him?

[ <i>person in black t-shirt</i> ] Bet they think I didn't 
walk here today. I did.

[ <i>person in dress</i> ] Oh my god, 
please tell me they're not going here too!

[ <i>music...</i> ]

[ Captions by: the Radical Access Mapping Project, 
On Un-ceded Coast Salish Territory, 2013 ]