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To Duck or not To Duck

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[ducks quacking]

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[gunshot]

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[humming]

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[gunshot]

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Duck shot. [laughs]

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[gunshot]

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More duck shot.

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Confidentially, those hunters couldn't[br]hit the broad side of a duck.

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[gunshot]

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[sniffs]

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Ahh! They got me.

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Oh, oh, oh, yipe!

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[Elmer Fudd] Get him, Larimore!

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Retrieve him. Retrieve him.

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Take it easy, Rover.

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That's no way to retrieve a duck!

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Look!

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Gentle-like. See, Larimore?

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Hello. Sorry I had to plug you Mr. Duck,

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but I'm a sportsman,

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a great, great sportsman! [laughs]

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A great sportsman, eh?

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Hmmph! [etc.]

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Sportsman.

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Listen sport, you don't know[br]the meaning of fair play!

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What chance has a poor, helpless, fluffy,

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little winged creature like me against you?

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You with your bullets, and your shotgun,

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and your knife, and your duck call,

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and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog,

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and all kind of stuff like that there.

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What protection have I got?

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A bulletproof vest, I suppose?

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[laughs] How did that get there?

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How'd you like to meet me in a[br]fair fight, Mr. Sport?

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All things being equal, man to man,

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Marquess of Queensberry rules!

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Huh, huh! That's different, eh?

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Yeah, that's something else again!

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Yeah, you don't like that, do you sportsman?

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No. You don't like it.

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Hmmph! [etc.]

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Don't like it!

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Ladies and Gentleducks!

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In that corner,

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[laughs]

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In that cor.. [laughs]

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Oh, he's a dog. [laughs]

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Oh, you can have him. [laughs]

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What a tramp! [laughs]

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Elmer Fudd.

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Hello.

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[crowd boos]

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Hurray!

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And in this corner,

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a duck who needs no introduction.

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That outstanding exponent of[br]clean sportsmanship,

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that champion of champions,

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your friend and mine,

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our own, our beloved,

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Daffy "Good to his Mother" Duck.

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[crowd cheers]

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Boo!

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Now boys, fight clean.

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Oh, brother!

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No rough stuff.

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None of this,

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or this,

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or this,

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or like so,

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or this,

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or this,

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or this.

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Do you understand?

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Yeah, you mean, none of this,

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or this,

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or like so,

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or this,

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or this,

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or this,

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or this,

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or this, huh?

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How about a little of this?

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Absolutely uh-uh.

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You know, there's something awfully screwy

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about this fight or my name isn't Larimore,

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and it isn't.

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You got him punchy champ.

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He's practically a dead duck already.

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Now get in there and fight.

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Go on in there!

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Knock him out!

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Give it to him, champ!

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Let him have it, champ!

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Hmm. Getting a little thin on top.

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How about a little something[br]to stimulate the scalp?

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[crowd cheers]

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Now shake hands.

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Which hand do take?

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Mmm, ah, that one!

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Nope. Wrong. Guess again.

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All right, all right, I'll take[br]that over there. [laughs]

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Ain't he a dope?

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You sure this is the one you want?

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[laughs]

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You're right! It's the right one!

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And here's round one coming up!

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1, 3, 9, 10, you're out!

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The winner and new champion, Daffy Duck!

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[crowd cheers]

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I'm not the one to complain, Mr. Referee,

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but I thought you said no rough stuff.

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None of this,

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or this,

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or this,

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or like so,

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or this,

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or this,

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or this.

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That's all folks!

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