To Duck or not To Duck

[ducks quacking]

[gunshot]

[humming]

[gunshot]

Duck shot. [laughs]

[gunshot]

More duck shot.

Confidentially, those hunters couldn't
hit the broad side of a duck.

[gunshot]

[sniffs]

Ahh! They got me.

Oh, oh, oh, yipe!

[Elmer Fudd] Get him, Larimore!

Retrieve him. Retrieve him.

Take it easy, Rover.

That's no way to retrieve a duck!

Look!

Gentle-like. See, Larimore?

Hello. Sorry I had to plug you Mr. Duck,

but I'm a sportsman,

a great, great sportsman! [laughs]

A great sportsman, eh?

Hmmph! [etc.]

Sportsman.

Listen sport, you don't know
the meaning of fair play!

What chance has a poor, helpless, fluffy,

little winged creature like me against you?

You with your bullets, and your shotgun,

and your knife, and your duck call,

and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog,

and all kind of stuff like that there.

What protection have I got?

A bulletproof vest, I suppose?

[laughs] How did that get there?

How'd you like to meet me in a
fair fight, Mr. Sport?

All things being equal, man to man,

Marquess of Queensberry rules!

Huh, huh! That's different, eh?

Yeah, that's something else again!

Yeah, you don't like that, do you sportsman?

No. You don't like it.

Hmmph! [etc.]

Don't like it!

Ladies and Gentleducks!

In that corner,

[laughs]

In that cor.. [laughs]

Oh, he's a dog. [laughs]

Oh, you can have him. [laughs]

What a tramp! [laughs]

Elmer Fudd.

Hello.

[crowd boos]

Hurray!

And in this corner,

a duck who needs no introduction.

That outstanding exponent of
clean sportsmanship,

that champion of champions,

your friend and mine,

our own, our beloved,

Daffy "Good to his Mother" Duck.

[crowd cheers]

Boo!

Now boys, fight clean.

Oh, brother!

No rough stuff.

None of this,

or this,

or this,

or like so,

or this,

or this,

or this.

Do you understand?

Yeah, you mean, none of this,

or this,

or like so,

or this,

or this,

or this,

or this,

or this, huh?

How about a little of this?

Absolutely uh-uh.

You know, there's something awfully screwy

about this fight or my name isn't Larimore,

and it isn't.

You got him punchy champ.

He's practically a dead duck already.

Now get in there and fight.

Go on in there!

Knock him out!

Give it to him, champ!

Let him have it, champ!

Hmm. Getting a little thin on top.

How about a little something
to stimulate the scalp?

[crowd cheers]

Now shake hands.

Which hand do take?

Mmm, ah, that one!

Nope. Wrong. Guess again.

All right, all right, I'll take
that over there. [laughs]

Ain't he a dope?

You sure this is the one you want?

[laughs]

You're right! It's the right one!

And here's round one coming up!

1, 3, 9, 10, you're out!

The winner and new champion, Daffy Duck!

[crowd cheers]

I'm not the one to complain, Mr. Referee,

but I thought you said no rough stuff.

None of this,

or this,

or this,

or like so,

or this,

or this,

or this.

That's all folks!

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