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NARRATOR:
*In a happy barnyard, some years ago...*
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*... a seemingly unimportant event*
occurred...
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*... which was destined to vitally affect*
*the future of that little world.*
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*Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting.*
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[MRS. DUCK QUACKING]
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[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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What's this, a dark horse?
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[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
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NARRATOR:
*And so time passed.*
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*Hey, bud, not so fast.*
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Oh, all right.
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But time does fly, don't it, Johnny?
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[NARRATOR CLEARS THRO AT]
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*Time passed.*
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*The bad egg grew to ma... To duckhood...*
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*... and with artistic aspirations,*
*dreamed of brush and palette.*
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*But ended up with only the brush.*
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[MUTTERING IN GERMAN]
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*His artistic efforts spurned,*
*he soon turned to other endeavors.*
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[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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You dopes.
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[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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My mother done told me.
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[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
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NARRATOR: *And there were*
*some gullible ones who listened.*
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[ALL QUACKING]
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*Especially one goose,*
*more gullible than gooses*...
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*Goose, geese, mice, meese.*
*Geese usually go.*
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[IN ITALIAN ACCENT]
That's right.
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That's the only stuff, kiddo.
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He's a smart fellow with brains, huh?
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Like me.
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[ALL SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
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*Sieg heil*, boy. I'm from South Germany.
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[ROOSTER SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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[PUMP SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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[COUGHING]
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I'm a "sick heiler" too.
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[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]
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Tutti-frutti.
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Tutti-frutti and all kinds of
whipped cream and walnuts!
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[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
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[CHEERING IN ITALIAN]
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[SHOUTS]
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Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Dear me. Oh, dear.
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*Oh, what has come to so erase*
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*All thoughts of peace*
*From off this place?*
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*Have they forgot*
*'Tis love that's bright*
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*And naught is gained by show of might*
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[MOTOR WHIRRING]
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[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
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NARRATOR: *Then from out*
*of the west came another partner...*
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*... to make a silly axis of himself.*
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[SINGING]
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[SHOUTING]
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Oh, sorry. Oh, so sorry.
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Oh, very, very sorry. Please stop.
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Oh, to apologizing like a dickens.
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Oh, just a minute, please?
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Oh, I am not a Japanese son of gun.
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TURTLE:
Yeah, and I'm mock turtle soup.
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NARRATOR:
*With spreading clouds of war once more...*
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*... the axis march toward*
*dreams of further conquest.*
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- *One, two.*
- *Button my shoe.*
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- *Three, four.*
- *Shut honorable door.*
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- *Five, six.*
- *Pick up the sticks.*
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DUCKTATOR 1: *Seven, eight.*
DUCKTATOR 3: *Lay them straight.*
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DUCKTATOR 1: *Nine, ten.*
- *Begin again.*
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*Mercy me, regretful sight*
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*O branch of peace*
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*Forestall this fight*
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Kind sirs, change your warlike...
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Stop!
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Now, where were we?
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Oh, yes.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]
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ROOSTER:
Give them one for Pearl Harbor.
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Peekaboo, Fritz.
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Busy little bee, aren't I?
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*I hate war, but once begun*
*Well, I just didn't choose to run*
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*So I can point with pride and say*
*There's three that didn't get away*
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[ENGLISH SDH]
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