The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight
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0:05 - 0:06I just want to clear up a little
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0:06 - 0:07confusion with the guys about
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0:07 - 0:09the right reasons and the wrong reasons
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0:09 - 0:11to hate on Twilight.
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0:11 - 0:12These are the wrong reasons:
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0:12 - 0:14Thought it was gonna be about a bunch
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0:14 - 0:15of badass vampires who wanted to
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0:15 - 0:16kill people and drink their blood
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0:16 - 0:18but no it was some teenage p**&%
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0:18 - 0:19who didn't want to kill people instead he
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0:19 - 0:21just wanted to be sensitive and play piano.
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0:21 - 0:22Game Show Buzzer Sound
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0:22 - 0:24That's why I like the werewolves because
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0:24 - 0:25when the vampire start like saying
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0:25 - 0:27"I can't be with you because I'm too
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0:27 - 0:29sensitive and I'm risking our lives"
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0:29 - 0:30The werewolves come in and
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0:30 - 0:32'f*&% the vampires'
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0:32 - 0:33Game Show Buzzer Sound
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0:33 - 0:35And then also the endless array of
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0:35 - 0:38"He's so gay" comments on YouTube
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0:38 - 0:39Game Show Buzzer Sound
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0:39 - 0:42So just to recap the wrong reasons are
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0:42 - 0:46that Edward is too sensitive, that he's gay,
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0:46 - 0:48and that he's not violent enough.
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0:48 - 0:50The right reasons however, are that
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0:50 - 0:52Edward is a creepy, manipulative,
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0:52 - 0:55controlling, overprotective, stalker.
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0:55 - 0:56Ultimately what you dudes are saying
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0:56 - 0:59is that in addition to being emotionally
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0:59 - 1:00abusive, you want Edward to be violent
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1:00 - 1:03sadistic and physically abusive.
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1:03 - 1:05So next time you are with your buddies
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1:05 - 1:06talking about how much you hate Twilight
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1:06 - 1:08you can just repeat after me.
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1:08 - 1:10I hate Twilight because Edward
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1:10 - 1:11is a creepy, manipulative,
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1:11 - 1:13overprotective stalker.
- Title:
- The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight
- Description:
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Here is an easy to follow guide for the guys on the right versus the wrong reasons to hate on Twilight. With the release of New Moon, there has been an awful lot of sexist, homophobic, patriarchal crap floating around the internet and I just wanted to set the record straight.
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- Feminist Frequency
- Duration:
- 01:21