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The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight

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    I just want to clear up a little
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    confusion with the guys about
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    the right reasons and the wrong reasons
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    to hate on Twilight.
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    These are the wrong reasons:
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    Thought it was gonna be about a bunch
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    of badass vampires who wanted to
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    kill people and drink their blood
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    but no it was some teenage p**&%
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    who didn't want to kill people instead he
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    just wanted to be sensitive and play piano.
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    That's why I like the werewolves because
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    when the vampire start like saying
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    "I can't be with you because I'm too
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    sensitive and I'm risking our lives"
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    The werewolves come in and
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    'f*&% the vampires'
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    And then also the endless array of
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    "He's so gay" comments on YouTube
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    So just to recap the wrong reasons are
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    that Edward is too sensitive, that he's gay,
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    and that he's not violent enough.
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    The right reasons however, are that
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    Edward is a creepy, manipulative,
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    controlling, overprotective, stalker.
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    Ultimately what you dudes are saying
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    is that in addition to being emotionally
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    abusive, you want Edward to be violent
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    sadistic and physically abusive.
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    So next time you are with your buddies
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    talking about how much you hate Twilight
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    you can just repeat after me.
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    I hate Twilight because Edward
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    is a creepy, manipulative,
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    overprotective stalker.
Title:
The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight
Description:

Here is an easy to follow guide for the guys on the right versus the wrong reasons to hate on Twilight. With the release of New Moon, there has been an awful lot of sexist, homophobic, patriarchal crap floating around the internet and I just wanted to set the record straight.
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Feminist Frequency
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01:21
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